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Fall 2009 Men’s Fashion Event at San Francisco Nordstrom a Huge Success
TweetWell it was listed on funcheapSF.com so you just knew it was going to be fun and cheap. And actually, it was free, it was packed, and adult drinks were included - it was like no department store...
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Forgetful Cyclist Makes a Rookie Mistake – Leaves Wheel in Front of the...
TweetWhen I was a beginner, I’d do the same thing – I’d go all the way home before remembering my front wheel: Click to expand How embarrassing!
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Out With the Old and In With the New: A Mess of New Bike Racks Installed in...
TweetSee? Angle Grinder Man had just taken out the old, poorly-designed snake-like rack. [Cue Finest Worksong.] The bunch of new light-silvery racks you can see should be in place by now. I dare you to...
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The Night the Lights Went Out on Market – Christmas Cheer Goes Dark in the...
TweetHere’s how things looked last night on Market Street, with all the streetlights and giant snowflakes turned off for some reason. Oh, baby, that’s dark: Click to expand Could it have something to...
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Nordstrom No-No: Foolish San Francisco Cyclist Walks Away From His Fixie...
TweetSo this is what happens, somebody comes along and steals the saddle, fork and headset. See? Click to expand Oh, the hubris of leaving your bike only partially secured in front of the flagship...
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A Bible Lesson Betwixt Nordstrom and Bloomingdales: “FALLEN, FALLEN IS...
TweetThis guy is still out there. He is the Bringer of Earworms. No pay but the perks just might be out of this world… Click to expand Hey, let’s take measure of the “world-class” image of our...
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How Long, on Average, Does The City of San Francisco Leave Vandalized Bikes...
TweetNow, when I say vandalized, I mean partially stolen. (You see criminals these days don’t actually have the ability to easily steal an entire bicycle with a quickness, so they just take the parts...
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The Lighted Christmas Snowflakes of the Corrupt Twitterloin: Bringing Holiday...
TweetI’ll tell you, the lighted Christmas snowflakes of Market Street used to stop just past Fifth Street, because, you know, who cares about Mid Market? Well, these days, the lighted Christmas...
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Bottle Service, Frisco Style – Or Maybe This is a Commercial Shoot for Mumm...
TweetSaturday morning on Market Street betwixt the Powell Street Cable Car turnaround and the San Francisco Centre Nordstrom mall: Click to expand
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Abercrombie & Fitch & Phallic SFPD Baton: The Face of Shoplifting at the...
TweetAbercrombie, he just wanted the stuff back, but Fitch insisted on pressing charges…. Click to expand Learn to love me Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a listed...
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Incident at Flagship Nordstrom – Using a Nightstick for Leverage – Everyday...
Tweet(You know, I hope that Twitter will pay its taxes someday. Kind of a Better Late Than Never kind of thing, just cut a check for about a hundred million and make it out to the SF General Fund.) I...
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The Nordstrom Effect: SFPD Response at 5th and Market vs. 6th and Market –...
TweetThese two shots from longtime Twitterloin resident Bluoz certainly square with my understanding of what’s tolerated on these two neighbor streets. 5th Street, home to Norstrom’s “Flagship Store”...
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Our Local Abercrombie & Fitch at the Nordstrom Mall is MUCH Less Aryan Now –...
TweetTake a look – this isn’t the Ambercrobie I know. See? Everything’s changing these days…
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